DO YOU MAYO?!

So it's no secret that Joser has a thing for recommending mayonnaise as a fix-all for everything. So, we "Googled it" and found that mayo does wonders for your face and hair... DELISH!!!

We found this one on ehow.com

How to Make a Mayonnaise Face Mask

Things You’ll Need:
Mayonnaise
All natural honey
Lemon

Step 1
Place 2 tbsp. of mayonnaise in a small bowl. If you suffer from dry skin, mayonnaise is the best skin care product in your refrigerator. A mayonnaise face mask will help to exfoliate dry, dead skin cells while deeply moisturizing at the same time, leaving your skin healthy and glowing.
Step 2
Add 1/2 tbsp. of all natural honey to the mayonnaise. Honey has been used for centuries as a skin care product as well as an herbal remedy for many conditions. Honey has natural antifungal and antibacterial properties, gently cleansing your skin and clearing pores while moisturizing.
Step 3
Squeeze the juice from one half of a lemon into the mixture, approximately 1tbsp. Lemon is the perfect edition to your face mask, as it is a natural gentle astringent and will help to clear acne without over-drying your skin. Lemon will help balance combination skin and can greatly reduce the size of pores.
Step 4
Stir the mixture well. Wash your face and neck with warm water and pat dry before applying the face mask evenly. Allow the mask to set for 10 minutes before rinsing with cool water and patting dry. Use this mayonnaise face mask once a week for beautiful, moisturized skin.

(Joser trying out the mayo face mask... lol)

Shiny Hair with Mayonnaise

Would you believe that most commercially bought cholesterol hair conditioners contain alcohol, the very thing that dries out hair? Instead, grab a cup full of mayonnaise, some plastic food wrap and throw a couple of towels in the drier on high.
Work the mayonnaise into your hair, starting by massaging it into the scalp and roots. Then draw it through to your ends until your hair is thoroughly coated. Pile the hair on top of your head. Take a couple of feet of saran wrap and wrap it around the top of your head to contain the mayo.
Take a pre-heated towel from the dryer and wrap it around your head over the saran wrap. The heat will aid with deep conditioning. After about 10 minutes, change to another heated towel and leave that on for another 10 minutes.
Remove the towel and plastic wrap and shampoo your hair as usual. Done once a month, this cholesterol treatment will keep your hair soft and shiny.
* Tip: if your hair ends are very damaged from chemical treatment, you can do this once a week. If your scalp is naturally oily, you might want to only add mayo to the hair ends for weekly treatments.

WE KNOW ALL YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THIS... SPILL IT!

HELLO POCKETBOOKS!

So someone just e-mailed us something that made us pee in our chonies a little ;)

 These are images from HELLO KITTY FOR MAC...

DO YOU LOVE IT AS MUCH AS WE DO?!

HAVE YOU SEEN IT!?

THIS IS NUTS!

RissRoser is not as good @ editing as Joser,

She tried. Enjoy.

Tips and Tricks: EYES

So we all have our favorite tips and tricks... thought we'd share ours... SPREAD THE LOVE!

• ALWAYS use a primer base under your eye make-up!!! Bases serve many purposes when prepping the lids. They insure a smooth and even application and prevent creasing throughout the day. Bases are also great to neutralize red and blue undertones of the eyelids.
• Eyes first, Foundation second. Doing your eye make-up first allows you to clean up any fallout under the eyes and cheeks. Super important when doing a dark smoky eye. Nobody wants Raccoon eyes.
  

• Tap off excess eye shadow from your brush before you apply it on your lids. Tapping prevents over-application and fallout on.
• Looking for a quick smoky eye? Try using a Kohl liner all over the lid. Set it with a darker powder eye shadow. Then buff a neutral color into the crease to eliminate that any harsh lines. Finish the look by rimming the kohl on the bottom lash line and waterline if desired.

 (MAC Prunella eye khol set with Shadowy Lady shadow. Buffed with Haux shadow in the crease) 

• Brighten your eyes by rimming your waterline with a white khol eye pencil or use a highlighter on the inner corner.
• Made a mess with your mascara? Wait until it dries then buff or flake it off. 
• If you fill in your brows remember to stick with a brow pencil or matte shadow that closely matches the color of your brows. A color that is too dark can make you appear older and hardens the frame of the face. NO BUENO! And dont forget those brow gels too! They make the best of sparse brows.
  

(Aleese using Lingering Brow Pencil from MAC)

• Lacking LASHES?! Try a lash primer under your mascara. A primer helps build and thicken your own natural lashes. It also conditions the lashes and keeps mascara from flaking throughout the day. if you've ever struggled with false lashes opt for corner lashes instead. Corner lashes are great for beginners and look amazing on. You can also cut a full band of lashes in half and apply half at a time.

(winged-liner and corner lashes give you instant "bedroom eyes")

What are YOUR FAV tips and tricks for doing your eyes?! WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW TIPS AND TRICKS!

AND REMEMBER.... WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER!

HoW MUCH wood could a woodchuck CHUCK?

So...i realize that this blog might be sucking the big toe, but I promise it will get better. Things in my lif are kinda going bananas right now, so its hard for me to think. ya know, A.D.D. it kinda kicks in when I got shit goin on. ANYWays what did you all ask santa for christmas. Omg btw i went to get a P.O. BOX today and that shit was $20 a month. Psssshhh. Do I really need it? OH and before I forget, remember when I was at Josers house and had that contest? LET ME KNOW if you won. OMG i was kinda on the intoxicated side, and got things all mixed up. HOLLER AT ME PLAYER. I think this is it for now. BTW, im getting a camera this week! So excited.

I AINT JACK W/O MY JILLS'

Tis much is true! The people I surround myself with are the people who help make me. Although I feel that I am my own person, a piece of me comes thru the people that I hang with. And to all of the sweethearts that are on my youtube... you guys just top it off.. Would I be making videos without your girls' support? nope. Probably not. And since I havent had my camera I have recieved numerous messages checking to see if Im ok! Its so great to have girlfriends around the globe! Thank you all for your donations to help me get a new camera.. being a single mother is a bit rough, but things always get better! And you girls are to thank!! My tutorials are successful because of you and I have the best time!! I love to hang out with you girls on ustream and livevideo.

Also I am finally heading back to Las Vegas on saturday. Talk about an extended stay! hahaha. Oh well, I dont know when Im going to be able to come here to the desert to see my BF and friends.. Work is gonna be pretty busy for me! Anywho., Ill be back soon on youtube soon.. I cant wait!! I think I need to do like 5 more live tutorials to get to my final goal!!<3

My RED LIGHT special

JUST KIDDING!

Well this will be my version of it. A nice, private, intimate make up session with me! I have figured out a way to get some of my friends a more intense make up lesson. I have gotten so many questions about make up schools and complaints about the costs. So if you have a web cam, this would be perfect for you to get some private lessons.... I am going to teach technique and we will be doing looks together! Smokey eyes, natural eyes, dramatic colors.. Or even a detailed tutorial on one of the looks ive already done. I will be doing this 2 ways.. One will be on ustream, but a private chat. Invited guest only. Or I will be doing one on ones over aim. Ustream chats will be $5 and private one on ones will be $20. Pretty cheap if you ask me. All will be paid thru my paypal account. Which I will post below.......

Someone already got all "crybaby" and was like, "You mean to say you are going to charge us to watch you on Ustream?" "Geez nothing in life is free, not even Marissa!" LOL. C'mon now girls! How much time have I dedicated to writing back, making tutorials, and doing live shows? Im soley charging for private lessons. Live tutorials. Detailed step by steps. Ill still be doing ustreams for fun and we can talk about make up and talk about other crap with Jose and Ray.. So dont get bent outta shape. The holidays are coming (HI, single mom) and I figured I could get to know some of you a bit better<3

If interested you can message me at mrosemua@yahoo.com.

SERIOUS inquiries please.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=F7WCEJHS82V92&lc=US&item_name=Make%20up%20by%20RissRose&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donate_SM%2egif%3aNonHosted

* I know I can..... BE WHAT I WANNA BE*

IMAGINE this being you!?! In the spotlight, signing autographs, being exploited, partying the night away, admired by so many, yet hated by just as much... Dont you wish you were at every red carpet event!? I know I do. Big time. A position where my face and name were in lights. EVERY WHERE. But then, you gotta sit down and think.... who are you!? You sit here and wish you were this, and you were that... BUT.... dont spend your life wishing you were someone else, it'll waste the person you are. And that is how I have become that person I am. I can be the girl in this very picture, but without all the flashing lights. (ALthough I wouldnt mind it one bit!) I inspire so many thru 10 min. vids... I am able to CHANGE THE WORLD ONE FACE AT A TIME. Its my part in this world. Its what I can do to make this world a better place to live in. And by not wasting the person I am, I am making a difference and thanking the man up above for molding me. As should all of you. Even the haters, where would we be without you!? eh??


Lately I have really been soaking up all of the mail/messages that I have recieved. Since my Dez got sick, I've had to catch up on it. But a lot of it was GET WELL messages. My subbies forgot about my videos that they watch everyday and snapped into family mode. It meant a lot to me. I am ever so very grateful. Not only have I made friends and admirers, I have made family. ;) And if you are reading this, you either are one of my subbies, a blog follower, a friend, or a fuckin lurker who loves to hate me;) Either way, I truly love you all. The past 3 months of me making videos on YOUTUBE have changed me. Ive found my groove. I inspire. You know why!? Because I have passion for what I love and what I love is triggered by passion. And that is my art. My make up. My daughters. My BF. and all of YOU! THANK YOU!


So in closing, I would like to remind everyone that you are made the way you are on PURPOSE! Embrace it. Even if it is a snobby brat. You will find out why you are put on this earth. My loves, go be what you want! Fuck up over and over again. Thats how you learn. I know that I went thru tons of shit to get where I am at. Give women a good name and be strong! I love you all.

UPDATE..

Isnt this just a fabulous visual!? I just love shit like this and I thought that I, Rissroser, would share some of my inspirations. Yes I know that none of my looks look like that, but my looks have a very exciting feel of glitter, color and dramatic feels to them such as these. My thing is to take something very exteme and turn it into an everyday/night look. And so far it works. You just gotta open up your mind and try it on. MAKE UP COMES OFF! So you can just dust yourself off and try it again! (I love when I say that. It makes me giggle and tingle inside..lol)

YOUTUBES FINEST!

Thats right!! "itsjudytime" came to LAS VEGAS! Its was so great to meet someone off of youtube. What a sweetheart Judy is! Its kinda funny to meet people in person. I was much taller than her. Originally 5'7", I was wearing 6 inch heels that night. lol. I might have been crouching in the picture above. One of the days that she was in town, she came over to my house and talked some make up. GREAT FUN! Thanks Judy for making in down!

Also in update, Elle from SPELL COSMETICS, dropped me a little "something something" in the mail. WOW! My first review on another product other than MAC. First of all i love how smoothly her lipgloss goes on! SMITTEN KITTEN would def. be a must have. I wore it today over a matte orange lipstick. Although the lipgloss is of a golden chocolate color, its not high in pigment, so it can go over just about anything!! Its also great alone. Its been in my bag since i recieved my package, and I'm leaving it in my bag! It goes with everything! lol. She also sent me some eyeshadows and a BOMB chola nail color! All to be seen soon in a video!! Thanks so much Elle! And ladies, if you do get something from spell cosmetics, tell Elle I sent cha!

Thanks! I got it at Fred Segal...

So, a little off the subject of make-up...

The Fred Segal white lie.

Wanna come off as a hip, fashion forward trendsetter? Next time someone compliments you on what you're wearing (whatever it may be) answer with, "Thanks! I got it a Fred Segal." Trust us, you'll get major fashion points. Lets role play...

Lets say Marissa is at Target and finds a cute necklace for $10.98. She buys it, rocks it and Jose takes notice of Marissa's new necklace.

Jose- "Girl, I love your necklace!"

Marissa- "Thanks!, I got in a Fred Segal."

What came first!? Chicken or the Egg!?

YES! We'd like to thank you all for following us here as we continue this wonderful little journey. (Holler!) The picture has nothing to do with this little blog, but RissRoser just was wondering if she should bang it back to BANGS? LOL And not to mention Joser looks muy caliente. Joser, I love this hair on you!!

So as a curious artist and trying to break outta my shell, RissRoserandJoser here, are exploring. I reasssure my subbies that they dont have to have MAC. So join us as we TRY NEW THINGS. I love the high pigment and sparkle. But I also love my mattes. I want you all to take this little trial and error escapade with me. So, for our followers, what else is out there? I have taken a look at Spell Cosmetics. It looks super fun! Im taking a huge liking to the sparkle those little bad boys have. But me, Im not so much of an online shopper. You all know me and color, and if you all take a look at the website, it looks like high pigment. The Coastal Scents pallette looks like skittles! I wanna taste the rainbow! Not so much the shimmer pallette, the regular one I guess. I cant do too much shimmer. Again, online stuff that I hesitate to buy! I like to try stuff out in person, ya know? Who feels me!?

A couple things before signing off:

• Bundle up its getting chili!
• Remember to blow then blend
• If you dont have SKETCH, ur a dummy
• Say your prayers before bed
• Drink a Bacardi & OJ for a late breakfast
• Be a good friend and tell ur friends when they look like shit

*The Skinny Bitch*

1. Grab your favorite (LARGE) glass.
2. Add Plenty of crushed or cubed ice.
3. Pour 1/3 or (what we prefer) 1/2 of BACARDI.
4. Fill the rest of glass with DIET COKE.
5. Stir with straw.
6. Enjoy.

NO CARBS+ NO CALORIES=HOT MESS

If you ever catch us out together, feel free to join us with one. Or even better, buy is one. If you are an alcoholic thats gaining weight, switch to this. Girl!? Are you going out every weekend and even the weekdays?! And are you having muffin top!? Then heres the answer. Drink skinny bitches all night. You might become a bit happier as well as sluttier.

*WARNING: Do not text while drinking skinny bitches. Things are a bit more dramatic then what they seem. Bring a friend who will help you walk. DEL TACO WILL HELP SOBER U UP.
HAVE YOU TRIED A SKINNY BITCH!?

TELL US YOUR SKINNY BITCH STORY.....

A Little Disclaimer...

SO... neither of us are English majors. with that said, please excuse the following-

• Grammar
• Punctuation 
• Language 
  

ALSO... We're a little full of ourselves. with that said, please excuse the following-

• Excessive pictures of us
• Blogs about our crazy stories
• Inside jokes, random sayings, and shout-outs to BACARDI

A lil history.

The good ol' MAC days. This was probably right after christmas of 06. RissRoser and Joser were thrown onto the MAC sales floor of the crazy christmas shoppers in 05. THE SAME DAY! Not only did they grow together to learn the towers of lipgloss and rows of eyeshadows, they grew together as friends. With previous experience at Aveda and intense Freelance Make-up Gigs, Joser landed his job at MAC. RissRoser on the other hand, was a cocktail server at a nightclub in Palm Desert, CA. She previously did make-up in Las Vegas since the age of 18.

So, you are gonna ask...HOW DO I GET A JOB AT MAC? WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE? WHAT DO I WEAR? WHAT EXPERIENCE? The answer is..... RissRoser and Joser knew NO ONE. They both applied. They both were very eager to work for MAC, just like the rest you who would die to have the job. AMBITION and the drive will get you the job. The biggest part is not to be intimidated. BITCH SLAP yourself in the face and write a resume.

RissRoser no longer works there, but Joser does. He's fierce with the strokes of his #217. You can find him at the counter or at his local bar. RissRoser finds Joser to be great with the brows!

OUR FAVORITE MAC SKIN CARE PRODUCT

FAST RESPONSE EYE CREAM!!!

Hands down this is our absolute must-have. Packed with caffeine and optical diffusers this is the perfect pick-me-up for those nasty bags under your eyes. Think of it as Starbucks for your peepers. The silky texture dries in seconds allowing you to move on with your make-up routine quickly. Another great thing about this product is it doubles as a base for your eyeshadow. It grabs pigment really good and keeps your shit crease-proof all day. Oh, and if you've ever partied too hard the night before use this shit all over your face! Gets rid of "puffy face" quick. It works...TRUST US.

-It retails for $28.50 for a 0.5 OZ tube and should last about 2-3 months.

Has anybody tried Fast Response? Let us know!

RISSROSER HIT 4,000 SUBBIES....

Rissroser here... So i hit my 4k mark. fabulous. im pretty amazed at all the love that i get from my viewers. most of which are all dedicated. i've kinda stepped away from all the make up in the videos and actually started to speak my mind, which have made my videos a bit more exciting. No? And for those of you who are following josers and i's blog, we love you and will answer nay questions you have.. as long as they are on the mojority scale.. or if they are fun ones!! we love RANDOM!!!!

BEFORE MARISSA WAS FAMOUS...

Found some random pictures before she became YouTube's sweetheart... ENJOY KITTENS

IS IT MY TURN TO ROCK THE VOTE!?

Ok so first of this is me yesterday.. ahhahah putting some "dia de los muerts" inspired looks on the girls! so cuute. they were making faces in the mirror after this!

Anyways.. I have not yet registered to vote.. Well most of you do not know that I dont really get into that whole politics this. Its not my style.. I dont complain therefore I dont get involved. But my Bfs "hetero lifemate" JT kinda enlightened me. A very well spoken person who is stubborn and set on his ways, just influenced me to vote. I am still not registered, but will be very soon! If I can do my part as a citizen, then please follow me and register and vote.

Enough about that!! soooo... MAC has these pearliners. i love mine. I got the one that is black.l Forgot the name already.. But its a great everyday use. Its waterproo.(so they say) but it does the job. I just like how its not the truest of black, so when i do my night or going out looks with my black eyeliner, i can tell the difference!!

Also, ANNOUNCEMENT... This is only been announced here on our blog!!! RISSROSE2 is going to be holding a seminar. Imma start creating my buzz on it. planning for late jan or early feb. So start saving your pockt money. Cause you are gonna plan for a trip to vegas.. I have tons of ideas and I know that this will be so much fun! a day funfilled and with plenty of playing with make up. JOSER will be there ofcourse as well as some of the others that you see in my youtubes!!<3

SO IM BACK AND FORTH...

Rissroser here.... Im getting used to this thing.. So this is like an online diary!? lol go figure... most of you are going to know me from my YOUTUBE videos, so Im sure that you can picture me speaking out loud.. ahhaaha.. i like that. Anywho.. BACK AND FORTH. Fuck, I was supposed to be in CALI for 3 days and ended up staying for like 10 days hahahaa. fuuuuuck.. but hey, i got to hand out with JOSER! you can see the video on my YOUTUBE channel. Oh and he gaveme make up. I loved it! What a dirty slut. I love him! Im headed back to cali tomorrow after a gig that I have at 1pm. (simple smokey eye look) Then im Cali bound again.. FOR THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!! hells yea!... okay i think that im done here.. I gotta go pack. I love you all my subbies. And to the ones who lurk on my videos and dont comment.. haha I love you too!<3 Peace love and HIP HOP..

Tall, NC30 & Handsome...

HI. This is Rissroser. I wanted to share with everyone why Joser makes me smile. He's Random, He's tall, dark and handsome, as well as single, bilingual and ready to mingle. The following clip is taken in Palm Desert,Ca. where we were celebrating the departure of a close friend. Dont you all just hate it when that "one" christmas light f*cks up the whole strand?

OMFG...

SO GUESS WHAT... Marissa just hit 2000 subscribers on YouTube. FUCKING AWSOME. Check her out and subscribe if you haven't already...

WELCOME TO OUR BLOG!!!

So.... We're here, we're queer and we're official bloggers now!

Marissa (Rissrose2 from YouTube) and me, Jose! We're not here to take ourselves too seriously. We don't give a fuck. Basically we're here to try to hustle, get ourselves out there, and make money....so join us in our random adventures. Consider us your new "go to" duo. Just ask us..