Friday, October 17, 2008

*The Skinny Bitch*

  1. Grab your favorite (LARGE) glass.
  2. Add Plenty of crushed or cubed ice.
  3. Pour 1/3 or (what we prefer) 1/2 of BACARDI.
  4. Fill the rest of glass with DIET COKE.
  5. Stir with straw.
  6. Enjoy.

NO CARBS+ NO CALORIES=HOT MESS

If you ever catch us out together, feel free to join us with one. Or even better, buy is one. If you are an alcoholic thats gaining weight, switch to this. Girl!? Are you going out every weekend and even the weekdays?! And are you having muffin top!? Then heres the answer. Drink skinny bitches all night. You might become a bit happier as well as sluttier.

*WARNING: Do not text while drinking skinny bitches. Things are a bit more dramatic then what they seem. Bring a friend who will help you walk. DEL TACO WILL HELP SOBER U UP.
HAVE YOU TRIED A SKINNY BITCH!?

TELL US YOUR SKINNY BITCH STORY.....

10 comments:

ooolipstick said...

hahahaha...how funny!!i can totally relate but i just don't pick up or call the exboyfriend when im shitfaced!!! i never really liked bacardi,but hearing all this makes me want to!!!

veraology said...

hahah i think i need to try this out :)!

Rissroserandjoser said...

hahaha yes you girls need to get with it!! and thank you both vera/ooolipstick for following our blog!!<3

Beckydoll said...

I can't remember the last time I had Del Taco when I was sober, but alcohol brings on the big fat taco cravings every time. I feel sorry for the folks who don't know that joy, since the Del isn't nationwide...

MsCuppyCakes said...

I'll definitely let you know when I do!

SMOKEACIGGYOR2 said...

LMFAO...THIS SHIAT IS GOOD ...THANKS TO RISS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO IT SALU BITCHEZ!!

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Le Midget said...

I've had this but I'm not fond of diet coke so I like it better with regular coke. I like my fat bitch.

Anonymous said...

So...I have heard about the Skinny B's from Marissa for awhile. And I took my ass to the Liq and bought me a bottle of vodka and a big 2 liter of Diet Coke and I am drankin it right now and it is GREAT! I dont like Diet Coke but it is not bad! Thanks Marissa!

mochajavalatte said...

Girl I have so many skinny bitch stories...ahhh but like ALL skinny bitch stories I can't REMEMBER ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!